Jared Freid

Yeah, it's like the balance of the two.

Go in the grocery store.

Go in the grocery store.

What a stupid piece of advice. Wait, are you... Okay, aside from women that are like lying about living in Manhattan and actually just fly me out girls from Miami, what are your... What would you say are like three... Well, there's an ending to that story. Okay, wait, what's the ending?

What a stupid piece of advice. Wait, are you... Okay, aside from women that are like lying about living in Manhattan and actually just fly me out girls from Miami, what are your... What would you say are like three... Well, there's an ending to that story. Okay, wait, what's the ending?

It's actually crazy. So then... I end up redownloading the app when I get drunk, because I'm bored. So I'm at my parents' club in Boca. They live in a country club community. I'm hammered. They serve you triples. It's crazy.

It's actually crazy. So then... I end up redownloading the app when I get drunk, because I'm bored. So I'm at my parents' club in Boca. They live in a country club community. I'm hammered. They serve you triples. It's crazy.

And I'm like, I'll download the app. I make a profile. And then I start. I was there for New Year's. So I'm in Miami by myself at a bar and I match with this girl and I'm like, she looks so familiar. So we start texting again. And I'm like, yeah, I'm here for the night. And then I go, let's exchange numbers. It's the person that hood fished me before. And I was like, wait a minute.

And I'm like, I'll download the app. I make a profile. And then I start. I was there for New Year's. So I'm in Miami by myself at a bar and I match with this girl and I'm like, she looks so familiar. So we start texting again. And I'm like, yeah, I'm here for the night. And then I go, let's exchange numbers. It's the person that hood fished me before. And I was like, wait a minute.

Why didn't you tell me right off the bat? She's like, I thought you knew.

Why didn't you tell me right off the bat? She's like, I thought you knew.

She's like, I thought this was just a sexy little game we were playing.

She's like, I thought this was just a sexy little game we were playing.

Right, and it was lost in communication, and I go, listen, I was truly embarrassed. I was like, I am, because I got a text back, the last text was her being like.

Right, and it was lost in communication, and I go, listen, I was truly embarrassed. I was like, I am, because I got a text back, the last text was her being like.

No, it's not like you slept with her, so you don't have to be embarrassed. If it's like, how many people match on dating apps, it's fine.

No, it's not like you slept with her, so you don't have to be embarrassed. If it's like, how many people match on dating apps, it's fine.

I was embarrassed, because on her side, she's like, we obviously have something going on here. And I'm like, no, I feel lied to, I really do.

I was embarrassed, because on her side, she's like, we obviously have something going on here. And I'm like, no, I feel lied to, I really do.

You have some sort of like geotag on me, and you keep matching anytime I pop up on an app.