Jared Santo

It's not influenced by my personal interests.

It's not influenced by my personal interests.

Ouch, dude. Come on, we got fertile cropland here. It's called the fertile plain for a reason, Thomas.

Ouch, dude. Come on, we got fertile cropland here. It's called the fertile plain for a reason, Thomas.

And it's also a Nebraska thing.

And it's also a Nebraska thing.

Good one, good one. We'll go with that one. My particular answer to that is, aren't they already doing that? Aren't we printing more money? It seems like we are printing more money.

Good one, good one. We'll go with that one. My particular answer to that is, aren't they already doing that? Aren't we printing more money? It seems like we are printing more money.

What we need is more trees.

What we need is more trees.

Yeah. I mean, that's why the Save the Rainforest people, we have to ignore them because we have to cut down more trees if we want to print money.

Yeah. I mean, that's why the Save the Rainforest people, we have to ignore them because we have to cut down more trees if we want to print money.

All right. Let's find out our results here. Print more money. We'll start right there because that's where everybody wants to be. Adam and Matt printing more money. Why don't we? Well, Thomas, why don't we print more money? You were wondering that when you wrote that, weren't you?

All right. Let's find out our results here. Print more money. We'll start right there because that's where everybody wants to be. Adam and Matt printing more money. Why don't we? Well, Thomas, why don't we print more money? You were wondering that when you wrote that, weren't you?

Two points to Thomas. Thomas said, why don't we live on Mars? He wants to know. The people demand an answer. And that was Matt's question as well. So one point for Matt. Trade you. Touché. Meanwhile, nobody picked destroy the moon once and for all. Much to Taylor's chagrin. And nobody picked see dead people. Much to Adam's chagrin. Nobody picked, why don't we drugs legal?

Two points to Thomas. Thomas said, why don't we live on Mars? He wants to know. The people demand an answer. And that was Matt's question as well. So one point for Matt. Trade you. Touché. Meanwhile, nobody picked destroy the moon once and for all. Much to Taylor's chagrin. And nobody picked see dead people. Much to Adam's chagrin. Nobody picked, why don't we drugs legal?

Because Carol typed it wrong or something.

Because Carol typed it wrong or something.

Okay. Come on. I wasn't sure if that was a typo or not. I was going to help you correct it, but that was very good. That leaves us with the one real question that demands an answer. Why don't we eat turkey eggs?

Okay. Come on. I wasn't sure if that was a typo or not. I was going to help you correct it, but that was very good. That leaves us with the one real question that demands an answer. Why don't we eat turkey eggs?