Jarvis

And to the Carlton supporters who've been coming at me for years, calling me negative, dramatic, over the top, you weren't watching closely enough.

This wasn't a rebuild.

It's a reset waiting to happen.

While we're here, Gerard, let's keep it real.

Charlie Kernow, he's easily the biggest downhill skier in the game, and he should be embarrassed.

He kicked eight goals against Richmond on Saturday, and everyone calls him the best forward in the game.

But where's he at when it actually matters?

He did the same thing in his Coleman medal years at Carlton, kicking 10 goals twice against West Coast, and then goes missing in finals.

Big bags against bottom four sides.

They don't win you flags.

They just inflate your reputation, Gerrard.

While I'm at it, a quick shout-out to TDK and the Saints listeners.

Yep, I told you all on a call last year, be careful what you wish for.

He's not worth $1 million, let alone $1.7 million.

And please, I call that for Essendon, the board.

I'll point James Hurd as coach so that comedy hour at the hangar can continue for another five years.

We all know the definition of insanity, Gerrard.

And before I go, a quick personal update for you and all the listeners.

I'm heading off to Greece, mate, for 10 weeks.

And if history tells us anything, Carlton supporters should be very, very excited.