Jase Robertson

Well, I woke up this morning and I walked in there and,

They had all gone to their caves and just left everything just like it was.

I mean, there's cake on the floor.

They had multiple desserts.

It just is a trash dump.

I thought I'd train my daughter.

Better than this.

But I kind of chuckled, you know, and I thought, these are all Jesus-loving people.

But then the catalyst for anger happened when I looked at my two little dogs.

Now, people that haven't been in my house, I have a curtain slash bridge.

Y'all see where I'm going with this.

Because one of my dogs that we inherited from Mrs. Grandma when she died,

That dog was spoiled rotten because it was kind of her comfort dog at the last stages of her life.

And that dog was with Mrs. Grandma, and he just...

pooped wherever he wanted to.

He ate off her plate because she wasn't, you know, mentally she wasn't clicking on all circuits.

And so he just got spoiled through offering a service to the grandma.

And then I think as a joke, since Missy is not a big animal lover, she basically sends the dog to us through her will, which everybody got a chuckle out of that.

So it's been my job the last four or five years to try to train this dog.

We do not poop or pee in the house where we live.