Jason Bateman

His work has gathered billions of views.

Achieved acclaim from New York Times, GQ, New Yorker, Vanity Fair, as well as receiving multiple Webby nominations.

Please welcome, not a fancy schmancy triple A-list celebrity type, you two.

No, no, this is a man of the people, a voice of the happening, a guy with some helpful hot takes, the host of Subway takes, Mr. Kareem Rama.

Please.

Do you think there's a chance this is a real thing?

That part's true.

We're in mid-lap right now.

Oh, let's go all the way back there.

What do you mean?

Wait, Kareem, what are you saying?

Do you think that maybe we filmed the landing on the moon in a soundstage?

If the arc continued, it's going to plummet.

It's just going to go into the ocean?

I think that arc is to offset the rotation of the earth.

That's right.

Thank you for joining us.

So you don't think there's any possibility that there is life outside Earth or sort of intelligent beings and that perhaps they may have crashed on this Earth a couple of times and that the government is aware?

Welcome back to our episode.

Okay, let's do it.