Jason Bateman
👤 Speaker
21272
total appearances
Appearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
SmartLess
"Michelle Pfeiffer"
We're not going to cut it because everyone needs to know that sometimes Will clanks it.
SmartLess
"Michelle Pfeiffer"
All right, so our guest... A couple of pieces of string walk into a bar, and they sit down on the stools, and one piece of string says, the bartender says, give us a couple of beers.
SmartLess
"Michelle Pfeiffer"
The bartender says, we don't fucking serve string in here.
SmartLess
"Michelle Pfeiffer"
And the two pieces of string look at each other, come on, let's get out of here.
SmartLess
"Michelle Pfeiffer"
So they walk outside, and one piece of string says, the other piece of string, quick, tie yourself around me.
SmartLess
"Michelle Pfeiffer"
He goes, hey, aren't you those two pieces of string I just kicked out of here?