Jason Bateman

Oh my God. Cigars for everybody. Boy or girl? We don't know yet.

Ew, are you about to explode? Welcome to Smart List. Smart.

Ew, are you about to explode? Welcome to Smart List. Smart.

Ew, are you about to explode? Welcome to Smart List. Smart.

No, no, I know, but let me know. Just give me like a hand signal or like touch your nose or something.

No, no, I know, but let me know. Just give me like a hand signal or like touch your nose or something.

No, no, I know, but let me know. Just give me like a hand signal or like touch your nose or something.

Okay, so go ahead with the hair. Go ahead with the hair.

Okay, so go ahead with the hair. Go ahead with the hair.

Okay, so go ahead with the hair. Go ahead with the hair.

Sorry, sorry, God. Hey, chuckles, it's a good name. God bless. Wait, but Will, what would it look like if you cut your hair? It would look so different. Would you ever want to just cut the back? I'll cut it for you.

Sorry, sorry, God. Hey, chuckles, it's a good name. God bless. Wait, but Will, what would it look like if you cut your hair? It would look so different. Would you ever want to just cut the back? I'll cut it for you.

Sorry, sorry, God. Hey, chuckles, it's a good name. God bless. Wait, but Will, what would it look like if you cut your hair? It would look so different. Would you ever want to just cut the back? I'll cut it for you.

No, you look like Javier Bardem in No Country for Old Men. Well, that's not a compliment.

No, you look like Javier Bardem in No Country for Old Men. Well, that's not a compliment.

No, you look like Javier Bardem in No Country for Old Men. Well, that's not a compliment.

No, if you comb it forward, that's what you would look like. And you'd shoot people with the cow thing, whatever he did with that thing.

No, if you comb it forward, that's what you would look like. And you'd shoot people with the cow thing, whatever he did with that thing.

No, if you comb it forward, that's what you would look like. And you'd shoot people with the cow thing, whatever he did with that thing.

My hair has been, what, really long? You know, when I grow it really long, Scotty says every single morning if it's long, he goes, hey, Mav, which is Tom Cruise, Maverick, and Top Gun. Well, that's a good thing, isn't it?