Jason Biggs

And yet I would care so much.

you will would think it's hysterical but commit and actually like get the starring role and actually win the camp whatever that is if I'm not Zac Efron you'd win the Oscar by the end right and I would be so overstimulated the whole time and I would be like oh my god everyone leave me alone that would be a great little short documentary if we filmed the three of us going to camp theater camp it really would it would be good oh man what I'm looking forward to

is the drama.

The theater kid camp drama that would happen.

You think there's drama at a theater kid's camp?

Oh, God, I love it.

Did you see how Becky looked at me?

She doesn't deserve that part.

Oh, my God.

It would be, oh, so, so delicious.

Do you think the drama is more intense among 40-year-olds?

Yes.

Yes.

It's probably way worse, right?

Absolutely, because it's real, Ryder.

It's real.

You're 40.

It would be the best.

I would have no patience.

But until day two, when Danielle walks over and just starts talking about all this.