Jason Evans

Good poem, man.

Yes, and let's begin our coverage of this game with the good and with the defense.

I mean, oh my goodness.

My friend Steve Douches, I've mentioned Steve before this podcast, sent me a text.

He said, Virginia's biggest run in this game was four points.

What's the opposite of a kill shot?

Because that's what it is.

My goodness.

This Virginia club averages 82 points per game on the season.

They were averaging, I mentioned in the preview, they were averaging 90 points per game over their past several ACC games.

Luckily, they got a late, meaningless basket against our benchwarmers in the final few seconds to get them to 50.

That's the story of the game, Donald.

Virginia scored 51 points.

That's their season low.

Their previous low was 61.

Like, they weren't within 10 points of their previous worst game.

They scored 12 points in the first 14 minutes of the game.

Like, it felt like the game was, I mean, we'll talk about why the game was over because of Slim, but it felt like the game was over at around the 10-minute mark.

Virginia shot 35 three-pointers in this game.

Now, they like to shoot threes, make no mistake.