Jason Ingber

That's it.

And he said, when I come home, I take a shower and I get into bed.

Or he said, she knows I'm with her because I don't tell her I'm with her.

He said, if I have a business meeting, I say, hey, I have a business meeting with so-and-so tonight.

I'll be home at eight.

He said, but she knows if I'm coming home at 11 or so and I don't mention who it is, she doesn't ask.

And I'm like, holy shit, that's crazy, bro.

And I act like, wow, no big deal.

Like, oh, wow, that's fucking nuts.

I can't imagine.

But I'm really thinking to myself something that Donovan David's father had told him one time.

which was, don't ever trust a man who cheats on his wife.

If he'll fuck over the most important person in his life, he'll fuck you over in a second.

You just can't be trusted.

And I remember thinking, this guy's a scoundrel.

I like him.

I like a lot of scoundrels, right?

Like most of my best friends are scoundrels.

I'm not judging, but he became someone that I thought would look out for me to somebody that I thought,

And that had happened earlier.