Jason Ingber

They won't let me in.

You think I'm going to be walking around the airport?

If they let me pass customs, they've let me into the airport where that business, your business call center or business fucking remote business thing that you think I'm going to be able to find, you think I can do it there.

Yeah.

So, bro, they're not going to let me out of customs.

If I could get in the airport, I could jump in a fucking Uber.

I could jump in a taxi.

They don't let you out of customs.

They stick you in a cell.

I could be there for fucking 18.

My next flight out might be my plane that I'm on.

I'm not, I said, and you think that they're going to let me hook up to wifi and sit in a cell with my fucking laptop.

That's not going to happen.

You're basically a criminal.

You're being held.

And they were like, oh yeah, yeah.

I didn't think about that.

I said, I said, so who, what I'm saying to you is like, who is the law enforcement officer that you talked to that said this was okay?

Can we get something from that guy?

And he goes, well, to be honest with you, it's just a guy I know at the local precinct here.