Jason Kelce

Dude, that guy would ask so many questions and so many guys would be like, dude, well, fucking Mauro, just shut the fuck up.

It's very rare for a running back to be a question asker.

Don't Shia LaBeouf this.

I don't want to hear this Mike Piazza nonsense.

Yeah, Kevin Durant will fucking tweet at my ass.

Every time I watch that guy run and cut, like his shoe looks like it's about to explode.

I'm like, dude, we got to get this guy some better footwear.

It's not working out.

Get on it.

Do you not notice this with Wimby?

I feel like it stands out, especially with that dude.

Who was the most dominant college player?

I don't know why, and maybe tell me how off I am because I'm not like the most college basketball knowledgeable human being.

And maybe it's just because it timed up right in my heart of sports fandom, basically.

But I feel like Carmelo Anthony, when he was at Syracuse, was insane.

I still remember that year at Syracuse.

The smoothest fucking jumper.

Bunch of college basketball truthers will probably shit all over.

A guy that was electric when we were in college, Trav, and won me in my bracket competition was Kimba Walker at UConn.

I mean, dude, you got to just be Anderson Marajan at this point.