Jason Pfeiffer

It's actually really useful for me to see someone who has an 18-month-old, my least favorite time, here's my advice, hang on, one to two and a half is my least favorite time. And the reason is because that is when they are mobile but incoherent.

It's actually really useful for me to see someone who has an 18-month-old, my least favorite time, here's my advice, hang on, one to two and a half is my least favorite time. And the reason is because that is when they are mobile but incoherent.

So that's when they're like walking around but they don't understand anything and they're like grabbing at everything and they have zero survival instincts and they're trying to stick things in sockets and they want to cook anything that could be brought down to the ground, but it's awful. You cannot sit down anywhere because they will not sit.

So that's when they're like walking around but they don't understand anything and they're like grabbing at everything and they have zero survival instincts and they're trying to stick things in sockets and they want to cook anything that could be brought down to the ground, but it's awful. You cannot sit down anywhere because they will not sit.

So that's when they're like walking around but they don't understand anything and they're like grabbing at everything and they have zero survival instincts and they're trying to stick things in sockets and they want to cook anything that could be brought down to the ground, but it's awful. You cannot sit down anywhere because they will not sit.

Try going to a restaurant with a one to two and a half year old. Not possible. They want to walk around the restaurant. Try flying anywhere. They want to walk up and down the aisle. I hated that time. And then you know what? They grow out of it. Then they grow out of that time. Then they're not that anymore. And now they're able to focus and play and eventually ask you interesting questions.

Try going to a restaurant with a one to two and a half year old. Not possible. They want to walk around the restaurant. Try flying anywhere. They want to walk up and down the aisle. I hated that time. And then you know what? They grow out of it. Then they grow out of that time. Then they're not that anymore. And now they're able to focus and play and eventually ask you interesting questions.

Try going to a restaurant with a one to two and a half year old. Not possible. They want to walk around the restaurant. Try flying anywhere. They want to walk up and down the aisle. I hated that time. And then you know what? They grow out of it. Then they grow out of that time. Then they're not that anymore. And now they're able to focus and play and eventually ask you interesting questions.

And it just changes. And you have signed yourself up for a life of... change. And if I've learned anything, like my whole thing about my career, like the thing I've actually based all of my speaking on and my writing is all about how change doesn't have to be bad. It's not bad. Change is just different and it is what you make of it.

And it just changes. And you have signed yourself up for a life of... change. And if I've learned anything, like my whole thing about my career, like the thing I've actually based all of my speaking on and my writing is all about how change doesn't have to be bad. It's not bad. Change is just different and it is what you make of it.

And it just changes. And you have signed yourself up for a life of... change. And if I've learned anything, like my whole thing about my career, like the thing I've actually based all of my speaking on and my writing is all about how change doesn't have to be bad. It's not bad. Change is just different and it is what you make of it.

And so make the best of it, but do not for a second think that you're doing something wrong. If you are standing in in a public restroom and you're changing a diaper and some old person walks by you and thinks that you should be having a great time and you're not, don't think that you're doing anything wrong because you're not.

And so make the best of it, but do not for a second think that you're doing something wrong. If you are standing in in a public restroom and you're changing a diaper and some old person walks by you and thinks that you should be having a great time and you're not, don't think that you're doing anything wrong because you're not.

And so make the best of it, but do not for a second think that you're doing something wrong. If you are standing in in a public restroom and you're changing a diaper and some old person walks by you and thinks that you should be having a great time and you're not, don't think that you're doing anything wrong because you're not.

Tell them to change that fucking diaper themselves.

Tell them to change that fucking diaper themselves.

Tell them to change that fucking diaper themselves.

Yeah. Yeah. Let's see how to podcast and how to co-host.

Yeah. Yeah. Let's see how to podcast and how to co-host.

Yeah. Yeah. Let's see how to podcast and how to co-host.