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Jason Schommer

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42 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

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The Moth
The Moth Radio Hour: The Future Looks Bright

Because then five people, aisles over, would have come running over, screaming, sing, sing, sing. And she would have been like, no, I'm just here to buy yogurt.

The Moth
The Moth Radio Hour: The Future Looks Bright

sing and she would have felt pressured and she just would want to go home she's not even wearing makeup and they would have been demanding it and so then she would have started singing an acapella version of her number one hit hold on and then people would have cracked out their phones to record it and put it on youtube in hopes of it going viral and then people would have started screaming and losing their minds and then tmz would have shown up and it would have been a debacle don't ask me how i know these things i just do so she mouthed

The Moth
The Moth Radio Hour: The Future Looks Bright

sing and she would have felt pressured and she just would want to go home she's not even wearing makeup and they would have been demanding it and so then she would have started singing an acapella version of her number one hit hold on and then people would have cracked out their phones to record it and put it on youtube in hopes of it going viral and then people would have started screaming and losing their minds and then tmz would have shown up and it would have been a debacle don't ask me how i know these things i just do so she mouthed

The Moth
The Moth Radio Hour: The Future Looks Bright

sing and she would have felt pressured and she just would want to go home she's not even wearing makeup and they would have been demanding it and so then she would have started singing an acapella version of her number one hit hold on and then people would have cracked out their phones to record it and put it on youtube in hopes of it going viral and then people would have started screaming and losing their minds and then tmz would have shown up and it would have been a debacle don't ask me how i know these things i just do so she mouthed

The Moth
The Moth Radio Hour: The Future Looks Bright

After following her around the store and acquiring a cart of stuff I don't want or need, they came to check out. She was two aisles over, and I watched them scan every item out of her cart. And I was trying to time it perfectly so we could have a moment, her and I, as we left the store. But I had the slowest cashier in the world. She had the fastest. She walked past the end of my aisle.

The Moth
The Moth Radio Hour: The Future Looks Bright

After following her around the store and acquiring a cart of stuff I don't want or need, they came to check out. She was two aisles over, and I watched them scan every item out of her cart. And I was trying to time it perfectly so we could have a moment, her and I, as we left the store. But I had the slowest cashier in the world. She had the fastest. She walked past the end of my aisle.

The Moth
The Moth Radio Hour: The Future Looks Bright

After following her around the store and acquiring a cart of stuff I don't want or need, they came to check out. She was two aisles over, and I watched them scan every item out of her cart. And I was trying to time it perfectly so we could have a moment, her and I, as we left the store. But I had the slowest cashier in the world. She had the fastest. She walked past the end of my aisle.

The Moth
The Moth Radio Hour: The Future Looks Bright

She turned around, looked at me, and said goodbye. I died. It was just like their song, Hold On. Someday somebody's going to make you turn around and say goodbye. I, Jason Schober from Little Falls, Minnesota, made Cardi Wilson turn around and say goodbye. She got into the elevator to go down to the parking garage, and as the doors started to close, I thought, do it.

The Moth
The Moth Radio Hour: The Future Looks Bright

She turned around, looked at me, and said goodbye. I died. It was just like their song, Hold On. Someday somebody's going to make you turn around and say goodbye. I, Jason Schober from Little Falls, Minnesota, made Cardi Wilson turn around and say goodbye. She got into the elevator to go down to the parking garage, and as the doors started to close, I thought, do it.

The Moth
The Moth Radio Hour: The Future Looks Bright

She turned around, looked at me, and said goodbye. I died. It was just like their song, Hold On. Someday somebody's going to make you turn around and say goodbye. I, Jason Schober from Little Falls, Minnesota, made Cardi Wilson turn around and say goodbye. She got into the elevator to go down to the parking garage, and as the doors started to close, I thought, do it.

The Moth
The Moth Radio Hour: The Future Looks Bright

Just reach out and yell, hold on! Hold on! But I didn't. I'm respectful. So here we are, chasing our dreams, doing what we want to do. Sometimes it works out, sometimes it doesn't. We'll go through horrible things in life. We'll fall in love, we'll get divorced. We'll have successes and failures. We'll fall flat on our face and sometimes we'll pick ourselves up, sometimes we won't.

The Moth
The Moth Radio Hour: The Future Looks Bright

Just reach out and yell, hold on! Hold on! But I didn't. I'm respectful. So here we are, chasing our dreams, doing what we want to do. Sometimes it works out, sometimes it doesn't. We'll go through horrible things in life. We'll fall in love, we'll get divorced. We'll have successes and failures. We'll fall flat on our face and sometimes we'll pick ourselves up, sometimes we won't.

The Moth
The Moth Radio Hour: The Future Looks Bright

Just reach out and yell, hold on! Hold on! But I didn't. I'm respectful. So here we are, chasing our dreams, doing what we want to do. Sometimes it works out, sometimes it doesn't. We'll go through horrible things in life. We'll fall in love, we'll get divorced. We'll have successes and failures. We'll fall flat on our face and sometimes we'll pick ourselves up, sometimes we won't.

The Moth
The Moth Radio Hour: The Future Looks Bright

Sometimes what unites us all is the fact that we just find that little kernel of hope. Sometimes we find it in a prayer or a mantra or a text from a loved one, just that one little thing that we cling on to.

The Moth
The Moth Radio Hour: The Future Looks Bright

Sometimes what unites us all is the fact that we just find that little kernel of hope. Sometimes we find it in a prayer or a mantra or a text from a loved one, just that one little thing that we cling on to.

The Moth
The Moth Radio Hour: The Future Looks Bright

Sometimes what unites us all is the fact that we just find that little kernel of hope. Sometimes we find it in a prayer or a mantra or a text from a loved one, just that one little thing that we cling on to.

The Moth
The Moth Radio Hour: The Future Looks Bright

And sometimes it's seeing a celebrity in a grocery store that sang one of your favorite songs in three-part harmony that gives you the hope to hold on for one more day because things will go your way.

The Moth
The Moth Radio Hour: The Future Looks Bright

And sometimes it's seeing a celebrity in a grocery store that sang one of your favorite songs in three-part harmony that gives you the hope to hold on for one more day because things will go your way.

The Moth
The Moth Radio Hour: The Future Looks Bright

And sometimes it's seeing a celebrity in a grocery store that sang one of your favorite songs in three-part harmony that gives you the hope to hold on for one more day because things will go your way.

The Moth
The Moth Radio Hour: The Future Looks Bright

Thank you.