Jason Weiser

I always knew that upon nursing my kid for decades and turning him into a super soldier, I would leave whatever house I'm living in and get a better one.

That's the dream of turning your kid into a super soldier.

Vitasco wondered if there was like a forum she was going on.

How does she even know this stuff?

But he shook his head.

He did owe her, sure.

Did she have a place in mind?

She did.

There was a nice castle she had heard tales of.

And I make enough money on my adventures doing good in order for you to purchase this castle from its current owners?

Vitasco hoped, but he knew better.

I think the beech tree would make a fine club for you, the mother pointed.

Besides, the castle's current owners are dragons, so you would be doing everyone a service by clearing them out.

Looking at the tree, Vitasco said, okay, sure.

Great, thanks.

Let me know when I can move in.

Don't be too long.

I don't know how much time I have left on account of spending over two decades giving you superpowers, she said, and went to pack.

superpowers don't make sleeping on the ground magically better, which was a bummer for Vitasco, because there was a lot of that.

Like most of us, he had never been adventuring, so there was a lot of on-the-job training.