Jason Wojciechowicz
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Podcast Appearances
People like to compare dogs to babies.
I still don't see it.
Like, dogs are not like babies at all.
Dogs are pretty easy if you got some patience.
Like, the dog's going to shit and piss all over the place regardless.
You train it.
You give it treats.
Like, it's not a baby.
I'm like, first of all, those things are like basically adult bitches.
And second, they have the worst tempers and they just bark like crazy and they're overpriced.
Like no one wants that shit.
I don't know.
And some people pick dogs.
Dude, I was talking to my girlfriend this morning about this.
Some people pick dogs and they're ugly.
Like who who signed up for the dog that's ugly?
I see these some skinny dogs.
You've probably seen these dogs that are like so freaking skinny.
And then their face goes into like this pencil shape at the end.
Yeah, whatever they are, dude.