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Oh, I thought you meant the police because I mentioned to them. Oh, believe me, I mentioned to them, like, I've worked with you guys. You know what I mean? Oh, okay. I bet your drug dealer buddies bailing you out. Oh, yeah. Well, neither one of them gave a fuck. Not the cops or the fucking drug addicts, you know what I mean?
I told them, like, I've worked with you with so-and-so from this police department. They give no fucks. They don't care. They, nah. Nah, they don't care. Uh, so this time local jail and the local jail here, you know, you have all criminals from all walks of life in it. You know, county jail is the worst place. I think you can agree. Anybody agree. You're a lockdown 23 fucking hours a day. Yeah.
I told them, like, I've worked with you with so-and-so from this police department. They give no fucks. They don't care. They, nah. Nah, they don't care. Uh, so this time local jail and the local jail here, you know, you have all criminals from all walks of life in it. You know, county jail is the worst place. I think you can agree. Anybody agree. You're a lockdown 23 fucking hours a day. Yeah.
I told them, like, I've worked with you with so-and-so from this police department. They give no fucks. They don't care. They, nah. Nah, they don't care. Uh, so this time local jail and the local jail here, you know, you have all criminals from all walks of life in it. You know, county jail is the worst place. I think you can agree. Anybody agree. You're a lockdown 23 fucking hours a day. Yeah.
Yeah. They're slipping your fucking dinner through a mail chute in the fucking door. Like, here's your tray. You know what I mean?
Yeah. They're slipping your fucking dinner through a mail chute in the fucking door. Like, here's your tray. You know what I mean?
Yeah. They're slipping your fucking dinner through a mail chute in the fucking door. Like, here's your tray. You know what I mean?
Yeah. Yeah, it's a mixed bag. It is, man. And I got lucky because I was in a four-man cell. Most of the cells in this jail were two-man. I was in a four-man cell, and it actually had its own phone in the cell. So it had its own payphone in the cell, and there was four bunks instead of two. So there was enough people in one cell to play fucking cards. Right.
Yeah. Yeah, it's a mixed bag. It is, man. And I got lucky because I was in a four-man cell. Most of the cells in this jail were two-man. I was in a four-man cell, and it actually had its own phone in the cell. So it had its own payphone in the cell, and there was four bunks instead of two. So there was enough people in one cell to play fucking cards. Right.
Yeah. Yeah, it's a mixed bag. It is, man. And I got lucky because I was in a four-man cell. Most of the cells in this jail were two-man. I was in a four-man cell, and it actually had its own phone in the cell. So it had its own payphone in the cell, and there was four bunks instead of two. So there was enough people in one cell to play fucking cards. Right.
So you could play euchre, you could whatever. You know, spades, poker, whatever the fuck it was. So this time, my mom lets me sit in there for 45 days. Like, during that whole period, I'm getting to go over to the court, you know, like, to try to get released on an OR bond. Like, I've been in jail now for a week, then two weeks, then, like, they're not letting me out. She's not bailing me out.
So you could play euchre, you could whatever. You know, spades, poker, whatever the fuck it was. So this time, my mom lets me sit in there for 45 days. Like, during that whole period, I'm getting to go over to the court, you know, like, to try to get released on an OR bond. Like, I've been in jail now for a week, then two weeks, then, like, they're not letting me out. She's not bailing me out.
So you could play euchre, you could whatever. You know, spades, poker, whatever the fuck it was. So this time, my mom lets me sit in there for 45 days. Like, during that whole period, I'm getting to go over to the court, you know, like, to try to get released on an OR bond. Like, I've been in jail now for a week, then two weeks, then, like, they're not letting me out. She's not bailing me out.
Eventually, after about 45 days, I had another court date coming up, and I remember my stepdad got on the phone when I called home to collect one night, and he said, you know, listen, if they don't let you out the next time you go, he's like, we'll step in and do something.
Eventually, after about 45 days, I had another court date coming up, and I remember my stepdad got on the phone when I called home to collect one night, and he said, you know, listen, if they don't let you out the next time you go, he's like, we'll step in and do something.
Eventually, after about 45 days, I had another court date coming up, and I remember my stepdad got on the phone when I called home to collect one night, and he said, you know, listen, if they don't let you out the next time you go, he's like, we'll step in and do something.
And I was like, so I knew I was going to finally be able to get out like, you know, almost however, almost two months later, you know? Um, yeah, the sunshine. Sorry about that. It's, uh, this house has a lot of windows, unfortunately. Um, so. I hate that sunlight. Yeah, fucking just like a fucking vampire, bro. Even though, and yeah, I also go to the tanning bed if you can't tell.
And I was like, so I knew I was going to finally be able to get out like, you know, almost however, almost two months later, you know? Um, yeah, the sunshine. Sorry about that. It's, uh, this house has a lot of windows, unfortunately. Um, so. I hate that sunlight. Yeah, fucking just like a fucking vampire, bro. Even though, and yeah, I also go to the tanning bed if you can't tell.
And I was like, so I knew I was going to finally be able to get out like, you know, almost however, almost two months later, you know? Um, yeah, the sunshine. Sorry about that. It's, uh, this house has a lot of windows, unfortunately. Um, so. I hate that sunlight. Yeah, fucking just like a fucking vampire, bro. Even though, and yeah, I also go to the tanning bed if you can't tell.
So fucking cancer. Yeah, I'm super smart. I'm so smart. Yeah. Yeah, I know. Yeah. Actually, I tanned day before yesterday. I don't give a fuck.