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This fucking guy, man, this fucking probation officer, I hate this fucking prick to this day, but I got him back, and I'll tell you why years later. I'm 24 at this point or whatever. This guy, his name is Frank. He's a fucking, you know, not the emperor. No, no, different Frank. Uh, see, I watch your stuff, man. Uh, but different guy. And, uh, you know,
This fucking guy, man, this fucking probation officer, I hate this fucking prick to this day, but I got him back, and I'll tell you why years later. I'm 24 at this point or whatever. This guy, his name is Frank. He's a fucking, you know, not the emperor. No, no, different Frank. Uh, see, I watch your stuff, man. Uh, but different guy. And, uh, you know,
This fucking guy, man, this fucking probation officer, I hate this fucking prick to this day, but I got him back, and I'll tell you why years later. I'm 24 at this point or whatever. This guy, his name is Frank. He's a fucking, you know, not the emperor. No, no, different Frank. Uh, see, I watch your stuff, man. Uh, but different guy. And, uh, you know,
fucked with me something awful hated me because i would piss dirty all the time uh you know shut up of my fucking house just i mean raid the fucking house tear it apart move the couch looking for shit whatever and it just he are you saying that he wanted you to abide by the the by your probation yeah that's crazy right yeah what a dick I know. These guys are the worst.
fucked with me something awful hated me because i would piss dirty all the time uh you know shut up of my fucking house just i mean raid the fucking house tear it apart move the couch looking for shit whatever and it just he are you saying that he wanted you to abide by the the by your probation yeah that's crazy right yeah what a dick I know. These guys are the worst.
fucked with me something awful hated me because i would piss dirty all the time uh you know shut up of my fucking house just i mean raid the fucking house tear it apart move the couch looking for shit whatever and it just he are you saying that he wanted you to abide by the the by your probation yeah that's crazy right yeah what a dick I know. These guys are the worst.
Yeah, I don't know what they'd think when they read your job title, but they're just fucking idiots. You're telling me that I can't commit additional crimes and do general probation? But here's the best part. The judge had even also implemented house arrest unmonitored. So, no ankle monitor. I've been on an ankle monitor for other charges. This time, this was no ankle monitor.
Yeah, I don't know what they'd think when they read your job title, but they're just fucking idiots. You're telling me that I can't commit additional crimes and do general probation? But here's the best part. The judge had even also implemented house arrest unmonitored. So, no ankle monitor. I've been on an ankle monitor for other charges. This time, this was no ankle monitor.
Yeah, I don't know what they'd think when they read your job title, but they're just fucking idiots. You're telling me that I can't commit additional crimes and do general probation? But here's the best part. The judge had even also implemented house arrest unmonitored. So, no ankle monitor. I've been on an ankle monitor for other charges. This time, this was no ankle monitor.
Try going to town to sneak out of your house to go to the grocery store and running into the judge at Kroger's. And he knows you're supposed to be on fucking house arrest. Like, and he just looks at me and says, hello, Mr. Such and Such. And I'm like, oh, fuck. You know, like, oh, that's happened. Yeah, that's fucking happened. That's awesome. Anything come of it or not?
Try going to town to sneak out of your house to go to the grocery store and running into the judge at Kroger's. And he knows you're supposed to be on fucking house arrest. Like, and he just looks at me and says, hello, Mr. Such and Such. And I'm like, oh, fuck. You know, like, oh, that's happened. Yeah, that's fucking happened. That's awesome. Anything come of it or not?
Try going to town to sneak out of your house to go to the grocery store and running into the judge at Kroger's. And he knows you're supposed to be on fucking house arrest. Like, and he just looks at me and says, hello, Mr. Such and Such. And I'm like, oh, fuck. You know, like, oh, that's happened. Yeah, that's fucking happened. That's awesome. Anything come of it or not?
He didn't say where I mean, he looked the look who gave me was all that needed to be said, but he saw me in there. And then, of course, wasn't like a day or so later. Here's the probation department again at my fucking house. Check it out. You know what I mean?
He didn't say where I mean, he looked the look who gave me was all that needed to be said, but he saw me in there. And then, of course, wasn't like a day or so later. Here's the probation department again at my fucking house. Check it out. You know what I mean?
He didn't say where I mean, he looked the look who gave me was all that needed to be said, but he saw me in there. And then, of course, wasn't like a day or so later. Here's the probation department again at my fucking house. Check it out. You know what I mean?
That's what I said to him. I said, I really just... That's what I said to him in the store that night when I ran into him. I said, I just needed to come and get some food. I kind of put my hands up like this, and he just looked at me. He didn't fucking say anything, and I thought, oh, shit. And then, yeah. So... I was probably on probation, felony probation.
That's what I said to him. I said, I really just... That's what I said to him in the store that night when I ran into him. I said, I just needed to come and get some food. I kind of put my hands up like this, and he just looked at me. He didn't fucking say anything, and I thought, oh, shit. And then, yeah. So... I was probably on probation, felony probation.
That's what I said to him. I said, I really just... That's what I said to him in the store that night when I ran into him. I said, I just needed to come and get some food. I kind of put my hands up like this, and he just looked at me. He didn't fucking say anything, and I thought, oh, shit. And then, yeah. So... I was probably on probation, felony probation.
And so, the ultimate charge that I got was a felony five. Okay, that's what I pled out to because everything was in one bag both times. It wasn't intent to sell. I had an addiction problem. So, you know, it was a felony five is what I got. And so trying to do probation and shit, I kept pissing dirty and everything, man. It just didn't fucking work. You know what I mean? And so eventually...
And so, the ultimate charge that I got was a felony five. Okay, that's what I pled out to because everything was in one bag both times. It wasn't intent to sell. I had an addiction problem. So, you know, it was a felony five is what I got. And so trying to do probation and shit, I kept pissing dirty and everything, man. It just didn't fucking work. You know what I mean? And so eventually...