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And there's a fucking Columbus cop setting, like clocking people on the highway. And I ripped past this motherfucker. Now, I told you I was at a hotel, right? It was at AmeriHost Inn, okay? The reason I remember that is because I had a hot tub room and they provided bathrobes. Well, I was driving with that fucking bathrobe on.

And there's a fucking Columbus cop setting, like clocking people on the highway. And I ripped past this motherfucker. Now, I told you I was at a hotel, right? It was at AmeriHost Inn, okay? The reason I remember that is because I had a hot tub room and they provided bathrobes. Well, I was driving with that fucking bathrobe on.

And a backwards hat with a fucking toothbrush sticking out of the side of it. I looked like a fucking lunatic, dude. I had an AmeriHost Inn bathrobe on, backwards hat, toothbrush, and I get pulled over. You would think that would be like immediately the guy wrote me a fucking ticket. It was $130 speeding ticket and let me go. Didn't even search the car. If he'd have fucking opened the truck.

And a backwards hat with a fucking toothbrush sticking out of the side of it. I looked like a fucking lunatic, dude. I had an AmeriHost Inn bathrobe on, backwards hat, toothbrush, and I get pulled over. You would think that would be like immediately the guy wrote me a fucking ticket. It was $130 speeding ticket and let me go. Didn't even search the car. If he'd have fucking opened the truck.

And a backwards hat with a fucking toothbrush sticking out of the side of it. I looked like a fucking lunatic, dude. I had an AmeriHost Inn bathrobe on, backwards hat, toothbrush, and I get pulled over. You would think that would be like immediately the guy wrote me a fucking ticket. It was $130 speeding ticket and let me go. Didn't even search the car. If he'd have fucking opened the truck.

It was probably close to the end of shift. Yeah. Yeah. But like you times like that, you think, oh, I'm invincible. I can't get caught, you know.

It was probably close to the end of shift. Yeah. Yeah. But like you times like that, you think, oh, I'm invincible. I can't get caught, you know.

It was probably close to the end of shift. Yeah. Yeah. But like you times like that, you think, oh, I'm invincible. I can't get caught, you know.

He's looking out for me. Oh, bro. You know, I don't know how I'm alive because I've OD'd twice. And one time while driving. And if it wasn't for that guy Eric that I mentioned that ended up snitching me out, being in the passenger seat and throwing the car into fucking neutral because my foot went flat on the accelerator and basically punching me in the chest, I would have died.

He's looking out for me. Oh, bro. You know, I don't know how I'm alive because I've OD'd twice. And one time while driving. And if it wasn't for that guy Eric that I mentioned that ended up snitching me out, being in the passenger seat and throwing the car into fucking neutral because my foot went flat on the accelerator and basically punching me in the chest, I would have died.

He's looking out for me. Oh, bro. You know, I don't know how I'm alive because I've OD'd twice. And one time while driving. And if it wasn't for that guy Eric that I mentioned that ended up snitching me out, being in the passenger seat and throwing the car into fucking neutral because my foot went flat on the accelerator and basically punching me in the chest, I would have died.

He brought me out of it. He was in the passenger seat and swung his fist like this and hit me in the sternum. And I fucking come up out of it. After being awake for like two days, dehydrated, just on straight coke and cigarettes, no food. Yeah, and OD'd while driving like 60 miles an hour. He was able to wrestle the car over to the side of the fucking road and throw it in neutral.

He brought me out of it. He was in the passenger seat and swung his fist like this and hit me in the sternum. And I fucking come up out of it. After being awake for like two days, dehydrated, just on straight coke and cigarettes, no food. Yeah, and OD'd while driving like 60 miles an hour. He was able to wrestle the car over to the side of the fucking road and throw it in neutral.

He brought me out of it. He was in the passenger seat and swung his fist like this and hit me in the sternum. And I fucking come up out of it. After being awake for like two days, dehydrated, just on straight coke and cigarettes, no food. Yeah, and OD'd while driving like 60 miles an hour. He was able to wrestle the car over to the side of the fucking road and throw it in neutral.

And like, yeah, so just, but I'm still here. I thought, yeah, of course I thought the rules didn't apply to me. Of course. So I got thrown out of halfway house, got taken to the local jail, got released from jail, then came back to my town, and then more probation, more supervision, and then eventually, like I said, I went to him and said, you know, How much time do I have? He told me.

And like, yeah, so just, but I'm still here. I thought, yeah, of course I thought the rules didn't apply to me. Of course. So I got thrown out of halfway house, got taken to the local jail, got released from jail, then came back to my town, and then more probation, more supervision, and then eventually, like I said, I went to him and said, you know, How much time do I have? He told me.

And like, yeah, so just, but I'm still here. I thought, yeah, of course I thought the rules didn't apply to me. Of course. So I got thrown out of halfway house, got taken to the local jail, got released from jail, then came back to my town, and then more probation, more supervision, and then eventually, like I said, I went to him and said, you know, How much time do I have? He told me.

I said, just give me everything I got. I said, I can't do this, Sheriff. I can't do probation. I said, you know, I just... I want to do whatever I've got and be done with this. I want it past me, you know? And, um... And he agreed. And he also agreed that when I got out, there would be no post-release control. I didn't have to get out and go to a halfway house.

I said, just give me everything I got. I said, I can't do this, Sheriff. I can't do probation. I said, you know, I just... I want to do whatever I've got and be done with this. I want it past me, you know? And, um... And he agreed. And he also agreed that when I got out, there would be no post-release control. I didn't have to get out and go to a halfway house.

I said, just give me everything I got. I said, I can't do this, Sheriff. I can't do probation. I said, you know, I just... I want to do whatever I've got and be done with this. I want it past me, you know? And, um... And he agreed. And he also agreed that when I got out, there would be no post-release control. I didn't have to get out and go to a halfway house.