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So, I mean, it took me 20 years to pay off all the fines and get a valid driver's license, valid insurance, stay clean, not relapse, not be arrested for anything else, yada, yada, yada, all this stuff. Right. Plus, you have to wait 10 years from your original sentence date before you can even apply to get the felony taken off your record. Your charge has to be 10 years old. You know what I mean?
Right. Um, so, but yeah, hired an attorney man last year and, uh, you know, got to go and, you know, what's so funny is after all this craziness, man, and all this madness and that, and it took that long to get this felony expunged. When I went in front of the judge that day, the original judge that had charged me at the felony court was not even on the bench anymore at this point.
Right. Um, so, but yeah, hired an attorney man last year and, uh, you know, got to go and, you know, what's so funny is after all this craziness, man, and all this madness and that, and it took that long to get this felony expunged. When I went in front of the judge that day, the original judge that had charged me at the felony court was not even on the bench anymore at this point.
Right. Um, so, but yeah, hired an attorney man last year and, uh, you know, got to go and, you know, what's so funny is after all this craziness, man, and all this madness and that, and it took that long to get this felony expunged. When I went in front of the judge that day, the original judge that had charged me at the felony court was not even on the bench anymore at this point.
You know what I mean? That was 20 years ago. So going to the court, it took two minutes for them to be like, sure, you're not a felon anymore.
You know what I mean? That was 20 years ago. So going to the court, it took two minutes for them to be like, sure, you're not a felon anymore.
You know what I mean? That was 20 years ago. So going to the court, it took two minutes for them to be like, sure, you're not a felon anymore.
A lot of the states will. Yeah, and so it's – when I went into court that day, it was me, my attorney, the judge, and the prosecutor. Okay? And, of course, I got yelled at by the judge. I'll tell you why in a minute. I thought going to court that day was for a celebratory thing. Like, hey, I'm going for a good reason to get my felony expunged. I don't need to wear a suit and tie.
A lot of the states will. Yeah, and so it's – when I went into court that day, it was me, my attorney, the judge, and the prosecutor. Okay? And, of course, I got yelled at by the judge. I'll tell you why in a minute. I thought going to court that day was for a celebratory thing. Like, hey, I'm going for a good reason to get my felony expunged. I don't need to wear a suit and tie.
A lot of the states will. Yeah, and so it's – when I went into court that day, it was me, my attorney, the judge, and the prosecutor. Okay? And, of course, I got yelled at by the judge. I'll tell you why in a minute. I thought going to court that day was for a celebratory thing. Like, hey, I'm going for a good reason to get my felony expunged. I don't need to wear a suit and tie.
So I wore shorts and a hoodie. Yeah. I wore basically something like this. And, you know, like fucking sex-wise. I had a fucking pair of shorts and Adidas slides. And he... They presented it to the court. He, you know, said, well, I'm going to go ahead and allow this to go through. Prosecutor, do you have any, you know, whatever? And she said no.
So I wore shorts and a hoodie. Yeah. I wore basically something like this. And, you know, like fucking sex-wise. I had a fucking pair of shorts and Adidas slides. And he... They presented it to the court. He, you know, said, well, I'm going to go ahead and allow this to go through. Prosecutor, do you have any, you know, whatever? And she said no.
So I wore shorts and a hoodie. Yeah. I wore basically something like this. And, you know, like fucking sex-wise. I had a fucking pair of shorts and Adidas slides. And he... They presented it to the court. He, you know, said, well, I'm going to go ahead and allow this to go through. Prosecutor, do you have any, you know, whatever? And she said no.
And so he says, okay, we're going to allow this to go through. And then he goes, he says my last name. And he says, how about next time you don't wear shorts to court? And I was like, oh, your honor, you know, I'm sorry. He said, I don't plan on there being next time. He goes, well, yeah, how about next time you just don't do it? And I was like, yes, sir. You know what I mean?
And so he says, okay, we're going to allow this to go through. And then he goes, he says my last name. And he says, how about next time you don't wear shorts to court? And I was like, oh, your honor, you know, I'm sorry. He said, I don't plan on there being next time. He goes, well, yeah, how about next time you just don't do it? And I was like, yes, sir. You know what I mean?
And so he says, okay, we're going to allow this to go through. And then he goes, he says my last name. And he says, how about next time you don't wear shorts to court? And I was like, oh, your honor, you know, I'm sorry. He said, I don't plan on there being next time. He goes, well, yeah, how about next time you just don't do it? And I was like, yes, sir. You know what I mean?
fucking skedaddled the fuck out of there. So, you know, got my felony expunged, man. Like, Again, I've heard you talk about this. You know, I couldn't own a firearm. You know, I couldn't fucking vote. I couldn't have a passport. Anything. Now, and with the paperwork that I sent you, I mean, did you have a chance to look at it? I read it. Okay. Yeah, now I can do all those things again, man.
fucking skedaddled the fuck out of there. So, you know, got my felony expunged, man. Like, Again, I've heard you talk about this. You know, I couldn't own a firearm. You know, I couldn't fucking vote. I couldn't have a passport. Anything. Now, and with the paperwork that I sent you, I mean, did you have a chance to look at it? I read it. Okay. Yeah, now I can do all those things again, man.
fucking skedaddled the fuck out of there. So, you know, got my felony expunged, man. Like, Again, I've heard you talk about this. You know, I couldn't own a firearm. You know, I couldn't fucking vote. I couldn't have a passport. Anything. Now, and with the paperwork that I sent you, I mean, did you have a chance to look at it? I read it. Okay. Yeah, now I can do all those things again, man.
I mean, I busted ass to do that. You know what I mean? To fucking be... Not that I'll ever vote, because who gives a fuck? But I want to own some guns. God damn it. This is America. I'm white. I want some guns. You know what I mean? what the fuck yeah dude seriously I know I know I know you I shouldn't have said that but it's true um