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yeah yeah it will keep prisoners calm yeah i mean but it's a good thing you want prisoners to be calm there's less violence if you'd allow if you would allow them to smoke like iber it makes people happy to be able to go out and have a fucking cigarette like no wonder all these fuckers are on edge they're taking everything from them except caffeine like you know so i thought you came down with cancer again in the yes so yes so last year again um so just a second
As I smoke a cigarette, to tell you what.
As I smoke a cigarette, to tell you what.
As I smoke a cigarette, to tell you what.
Let me see if I can show you. This fucking camera. So I'm going to have to go this way with it. Can you see the line? Do you see it? No? It's right here. Okay. When you and I hang up, actually, what I'll do, do medical photos bother you? No. Okay.
Let me see if I can show you. This fucking camera. So I'm going to have to go this way with it. Can you see the line? Do you see it? No? It's right here. Okay. When you and I hang up, actually, what I'll do, do medical photos bother you? No. Okay.
Let me see if I can show you. This fucking camera. So I'm going to have to go this way with it. Can you see the line? Do you see it? No? It's right here. Okay. When you and I hang up, actually, what I'll do, do medical photos bother you? No. Okay.
I'm going to send you pictures of it because I was like, when he had me open, removing everything, I told the nurse because I was awake, I was like, take a photo of this shit. So I've got a picture of it. It's gnarly. It looks like someone took a fucking melon baller and just took a scoop out of the side of my neck.
I'm going to send you pictures of it because I was like, when he had me open, removing everything, I told the nurse because I was awake, I was like, take a photo of this shit. So I've got a picture of it. It's gnarly. It looks like someone took a fucking melon baller and just took a scoop out of the side of my neck.
I'm going to send you pictures of it because I was like, when he had me open, removing everything, I told the nurse because I was awake, I was like, take a photo of this shit. So I've got a picture of it. It's gnarly. It looks like someone took a fucking melon baller and just took a scoop out of the side of my neck.
So last year, I went to the dermatologist to get a checkup, whatever, and I had this spot on my neck right here. And it had been there my whole life, kind of like the mole on my leg. And it had recently started to, like, peel a little bit. It was kind of hurt. You know, it never did that before.
So last year, I went to the dermatologist to get a checkup, whatever, and I had this spot on my neck right here. And it had been there my whole life, kind of like the mole on my leg. And it had recently started to, like, peel a little bit. It was kind of hurt. You know, it never did that before.
So last year, I went to the dermatologist to get a checkup, whatever, and I had this spot on my neck right here. And it had been there my whole life, kind of like the mole on my leg. And it had recently started to, like, peel a little bit. It was kind of hurt. You know, it never did that before.
Because I've always worn, like, necklaces and stuff, and it was rubbing against it, and it's never bothered me until then. And so they, obviously, that very day that I went, they cut it off and then, you know, cauterized it. did another biopsy on it. So I get a phone call and they're like, you have a tumor in your neck. And I'm like, fuck man, really? And they're like, yeah.
Because I've always worn, like, necklaces and stuff, and it was rubbing against it, and it's never bothered me until then. And so they, obviously, that very day that I went, they cut it off and then, you know, cauterized it. did another biopsy on it. So I get a phone call and they're like, you have a tumor in your neck. And I'm like, fuck man, really? And they're like, yeah.
Because I've always worn, like, necklaces and stuff, and it was rubbing against it, and it's never bothered me until then. And so they, obviously, that very day that I went, they cut it off and then, you know, cauterized it. did another biopsy on it. So I get a phone call and they're like, you have a tumor in your neck. And I'm like, fuck man, really? And they're like, yeah.
And it's, you know, it's not as bad as it sounds. It's a basal cell carcinoma, but you have a tumor. And I'm like, okay. And so go back, you know, it was about a month later, went back and got to actually see the surgeon from that dermatologist's office. And then right there that day,
And it's, you know, it's not as bad as it sounds. It's a basal cell carcinoma, but you have a tumor. And I'm like, okay. And so go back, you know, it was about a month later, went back and got to actually see the surgeon from that dermatologist's office. And then right there that day,
And it's, you know, it's not as bad as it sounds. It's a basal cell carcinoma, but you have a tumor. And I'm like, okay. And so go back, you know, it was about a month later, went back and got to actually see the surgeon from that dermatologist's office. And then right there that day,
fucking needle, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, all the way around it to numb it, you know, and waited about 30 minutes for all that to take hold. And then literally, man... scalpel, opened me up, cauterized it so it wouldn't bleed and then cut around all the fucking margins in there. And, um, you know, and then this guy was a fucking wizard with stitches.