Jay-Jay Feeney

I don't think I like where this is going.

No.

it's the energy of it so it's like you know she's strong you just got to think about the qualities of uh and then someone could be a bow you know i was gonna ask you what are the sexiest and least sexiest animals to me i'm a hippopotamus

ridiculous oh okay i'm crying i have more questions though about being a lioness i don't have waterproof mascara on today oh i might be okay um

Thanks for touching up my face.

Okay, so if you're the... Okay, when you're saying... No, I need more... I've got more questions about this.

You can't just say be an animal and then move on.

Again, I think we need to go over the sexy and unsexy animals to be.

Mine sounds kind of sexy.

Meow, push, push, whatever.

Exactly.

But you definitely don't want to be a snake unless you're the guy.

But a monkey would be like, you'd have to laugh.

Because that would be off-putting.

That reminds me of this dude I had sex with once when I was like in my early 20s.

And he sounded like a monkey the whole time.

That was a one and done.

I really liked him, but I'm sorry, we can't have a second date.

That is the end of you.

I don't date monkeys.