Jay Jurden

This hoe ain't loyal. He's going to different airlines. He's going to different airlines like an idiot. Why? He's only silver medallion. And so we were on the same flight to London or Paris, and we both didn't have Wi-Fi. Mm-hmm. And I or wait something. We just didn't have something. Something didn't work out. And we wrote the same email. I gave him my email. I go, oh, shit.

This hoe ain't loyal. He's going to different airlines. He's going to different airlines like an idiot. Why? He's only silver medallion. And so we were on the same flight to London or Paris, and we both didn't have Wi-Fi. Mm-hmm. And I or wait something. We just didn't have something. Something didn't work out. And we wrote the same email. I gave him my email. I go, oh, shit.

In the cab on the way from London Heathrow to our hotel, I did the email thing, sent it, and they gave me 25,000 miles on the spot. He did the same thing. They were like, we're willing to offer you 5,000 miles. Yeah. And then you know what he did? He goes, well, my friend who's literally next to me right now just got $25,000. They go, never heard of him. Kind of a narc.

In the cab on the way from London Heathrow to our hotel, I did the email thing, sent it, and they gave me 25,000 miles on the spot. He did the same thing. They were like, we're willing to offer you 5,000 miles. Yeah. And then you know what he did? He goes, well, my friend who's literally next to me right now just got $25,000. They go, never heard of him. Kind of a narc.

In the cab on the way from London Heathrow to our hotel, I did the email thing, sent it, and they gave me 25,000 miles on the spot. He did the same thing. They were like, we're willing to offer you 5,000 miles. Yeah. And then you know what he did? He goes, well, my friend who's literally next to me right now just got $25,000. They go, never heard of him. Kind of a narc.

They go, never heard of him. Good. You got $5,000. Good job, Delta. And that's why it pays to be a loyal customer. People don't understand. A loyal customer is important. You got to be a regular at a restaurant, and you got to be a regular on the airline. Yeah.

They go, never heard of him. Good. You got $5,000. Good job, Delta. And that's why it pays to be a loyal customer. People don't understand. A loyal customer is important. You got to be a regular at a restaurant, and you got to be a regular on the airline. Yeah.

They go, never heard of him. Good. You got $5,000. Good job, Delta. And that's why it pays to be a loyal customer. People don't understand. A loyal customer is important. You got to be a regular at a restaurant, and you got to be a regular on the airline. Yeah.

luggage it does go a long way yeah every now and for those of you listening that have like three kids and you're trying to take the family on vacation by all means take spirit but also why we all fucking so much all them kids Well, they're already alive, so we can't do anything about it. We can't un-alive them.

luggage it does go a long way yeah every now and for those of you listening that have like three kids and you're trying to take the family on vacation by all means take spirit but also why we all fucking so much all them kids Well, they're already alive, so we can't do anything about it. We can't un-alive them.

luggage it does go a long way yeah every now and for those of you listening that have like three kids and you're trying to take the family on vacation by all means take spirit but also why we all fucking so much all them kids Well, they're already alive, so we can't do anything about it. We can't un-alive them.

Leave her alone, dude. She's had too many.

Leave her alone, dude. She's had too many.

Leave her alone, dude. She's had too many.

But by all means, go ahead and take a spirit flight because you're going to get five tickets for the price of one.

But by all means, go ahead and take a spirit flight because you're going to get five tickets for the price of one.

But by all means, go ahead and take a spirit flight because you're going to get five tickets for the price of one.

Wait, where are you getting codeine at? You're from the South.

Wait, where are you getting codeine at? You're from the South.

Wait, where are you getting codeine at? You're from the South.