Jay Jurden

But see, he has the body and he has the bulge.

But see, he has the body and he has the bulge.

But see, he has the body and he has the bulge.

I am bulge conscious. I was walking today. I was walking... down Fifth Avenue. Okay. And I saw a huge billboard in Times Square. That bunny? No, it was actually Lenny Kravitz. Okay. And the campaign was like, you know, one, no, it was like one island, multiple lifetimes, the Bahamas. Mm-hmm. What? Wait, wait. It was fire, dude. And he, it is literally a helicopter. Mm-hmm.

I am bulge conscious. I was walking today. I was walking... down Fifth Avenue. Okay. And I saw a huge billboard in Times Square. That bunny? No, it was actually Lenny Kravitz. Okay. And the campaign was like, you know, one, no, it was like one island, multiple lifetimes, the Bahamas. Mm-hmm. What? Wait, wait. It was fire, dude. And he, it is literally a helicopter. Mm-hmm.

I am bulge conscious. I was walking today. I was walking... down Fifth Avenue. Okay. And I saw a huge billboard in Times Square. That bunny? No, it was actually Lenny Kravitz. Okay. And the campaign was like, you know, one, no, it was like one island, multiple lifetimes, the Bahamas. Mm-hmm. What? Wait, wait. It was fire, dude. And he, it is literally a helicopter. Mm-hmm.

In like some shallow water. Yeah. And Lenny is all white, sunglasses, guitar strapped to the fucking back like an AK-47. Because he has it on him at all times. He's got that thing on him. Yeah. And he's walking in presumably in slow motion.

In like some shallow water. Yeah. And Lenny is all white, sunglasses, guitar strapped to the fucking back like an AK-47. Because he has it on him at all times. He's got that thing on him. Yeah. And he's walking in presumably in slow motion.

In like some shallow water. Yeah. And Lenny is all white, sunglasses, guitar strapped to the fucking back like an AK-47. Because he has it on him at all times. He's got that thing on him. Yeah. And he's walking in presumably in slow motion.

All white outfit, pants. Yes. And here's the crazy thing. I could still see his bulge. And I was like, did they Photoshop it out a little bit? Because here's the thing. That thing's hanging always to the right, connected to the thigh, like probably strapped in with a little seatbelt. Because you don't want to flop it, so he probably ties a little bow around it, a little belt.

All white outfit, pants. Yes. And here's the crazy thing. I could still see his bulge. And I was like, did they Photoshop it out a little bit? Because here's the thing. That thing's hanging always to the right, connected to the thigh, like probably strapped in with a little seatbelt. Because you don't want to flop it, so he probably ties a little bow around it, a little belt.

All white outfit, pants. Yes. And here's the crazy thing. I could still see his bulge. And I was like, did they Photoshop it out a little bit? Because here's the thing. That thing's hanging always to the right, connected to the thigh, like probably strapped in with a little seatbelt. Because you don't want to flop it, so he probably ties a little bow around it, a little belt.

You know, he's got the Levi's. He's got a little Tommy Hilfiger belt that he keeps, like a little six-inch belt that he straps around his thigh and his penis.

You know, he's got the Levi's. He's got a little Tommy Hilfiger belt that he keeps, like a little six-inch belt that he straps around his thigh and his penis.

You know, he's got the Levi's. He's got a little Tommy Hilfiger belt that he keeps, like a little six-inch belt that he straps around his thigh and his penis.

What was that?

What was that?

What was that?

Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, I've never really fancied myself a style icon. But I will say I've had the same kind of path for quite some time now. I started as kind of inspired by Baz Luhrmann's Romeo and Juliet. Okay. You know, the Leonardo DiCaprio style fit. And I did that, you know, that was a little wild and colorful. So I started that probably at age 28 and wrote it till maybe 35.

Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, I've never really fancied myself a style icon. But I will say I've had the same kind of path for quite some time now. I started as kind of inspired by Baz Luhrmann's Romeo and Juliet. Okay. You know, the Leonardo DiCaprio style fit. And I did that, you know, that was a little wild and colorful. So I started that probably at age 28 and wrote it till maybe 35.