Jay Mohr

I think that was a Don Imus question.

You got to give him your top five songs.

Every man should have three marriages.

One in his 20s and 30s, one in his 40s, and the third in his 50s when he knows what he really wants.

And that's exactly how it went with me.

You had three?

Did you have three?

Okay.

And Jeannie's the first...

I'm not even going to say marriage because I don't want to put anybody on blast, but like the first woman I've ever been with that just wasn't like depressed.

So it's like, like with her career and like her own, like, oh, I'm going to go look at, I'm going to go, what'd you say?

I said, there's some blast.

The first one, I just was never like in love.

Just sort of, that's how it goes.

That's the progression of a relationship.

You know when you're dating somebody and you're young and they go, why don't we go steady?

And you're like, you know, because I'm from the 50s.

When are you going to wear my sweater, my pin?

When are you going to do this?

When are we going to live together?