Jay Mohr

Like, you know, she was, I don't think she had love at first sight, but I like, I remember it was slow motion.

I remember like there was a green elevator door and that palm tree carpet.

I was like, whoa.

And I just wanted to be with her all the time.

Yeah.

And it was like this person, like, I don't know.

It was just like, it was a puzzle piece that had been missing from my big jigsaw puzzle my whole life, I felt.

And then my drug addiction got really bad and she was at my intervention.

which was at my, an intervention being the worst surprise party you'll ever go to.

You walk in, like everybody you love is there and you're like, hey, oh no!

And then I thought she did the intervention.

So, you know, when you angry pack, you either never take your eyes off, you either don't look at them at all.

Yeah.

Or you never take your eyes off them.

Angry packing.

Yeah.

So I was like, I was just angry packing for rehab and I never took my eyes off a genie.

And then I got to rehab and all I had was socks.

You did so badly.

Yeah.