Jay Mohr

They'd see you coming up the block. They'd say, get back, look at his tail, he's crazy. And I go, well, you probably mean happy. Like people know if you're happy, if you have a tail, you'd wag it because you're happy. And he goes, maybe you and your tail. Yeah, he just cut the ring off on me, right? And then he looked at me like it's my turn to talk.

I looked down at the dog and the dog's like, nah, not me. I go, would you rather be able to fly or have a tail? That's what I got out. And he goes, a tail, of course. You'd rather have a tail than be able to fly? He goes, you could always get on an airplane with your tail. Yeah.

I looked down at the dog and the dog's like, nah, not me. I go, would you rather be able to fly or have a tail? That's what I got out. And he goes, a tail, of course. You'd rather have a tail than be able to fly? He goes, you could always get on an airplane with your tail. Yeah.

I looked down at the dog and the dog's like, nah, not me. I go, would you rather be able to fly or have a tail? That's what I got out. And he goes, a tail, of course. You'd rather have a tail than be able to fly? He goes, you could always get on an airplane with your tail. Yeah.