Jay
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685: Cleaners Cupboard
The cleaner was there, mop in hand, staring at the floor, which was now covered in...
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685: Cleaners Cupboard
In a thin, watery layer of what I can only describe as baby shit yellow sludge.
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685: Cleaners Cupboard
Spread out in a terrifying, abstract rug pattern.
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685: Cleaners Cupboard
People were literally fleeing the scene.
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685: Cleaners Cupboard
My guilt, however, proved to be as runny and fast-moving as the contents of my bowel.
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685: Cleaners Cupboard
I gave the cleaner a quick knowing and nod in a sympathetic, utterly hollow declaration.
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685: Cleaners Cupboard
Fuck, there's some dirty bastards in the world, aren't there?
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685: Cleaners Cupboard
Go long, go well, and up the motherfucking wires.
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685: Cleaners Cupboard
Like, that's a beauty, but I've had enough of the shitting stories for a while.
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685: Cleaners Cupboard
Man, so many of them start with curry, don't they?