JD Vance

And the funny thing is, you know, my seven-year-old is in the background, and he has no idea what's going on.

And I love that, right?

It's one of the good things about this.

He has no clue what's going on.

He's like, dad, who are you talking to?

He's talking about Pokemon cards, right?

And, you know, Trump hears my son in the background, and he says, well, who's that?

And I said, that's my seven-year-old son, you.

And he's like, put him on the phone.

And I'm just anxious for him to get this statement out because in my mind it's not final until the statement is actually out.

And he talks to my son and he reads the statement that he is going to put out on Truth Social announcing that I'm the VP nominee of the Republican Party.

And he's like, what do you think about that, Ewan?

And my son Ewan is like, oh, that's pretty good.

That's pretty good.

the phone back to me he's like i have no idea what the hell's going on and it's funny yeah he has no idea and of course i remember this story because in particular and the madison square garden rally of a few days ago was the first time that my son actually met donald trump so he'd spoken to him on the phone but hadn't actually met him until the rally at msg and my seven-year-old really wanted to tell him a joke and he remembers this phone conversation

And so he tells him this joke and Trump kind of chuckles, but also is probably judging me because it was a somewhat inappropriate joke for a seven-year-old to tell, but here we are.

Well, that's the only ones that seven-year-olds remember.

That's right.

Well, it's like, you know, I have terrible language and it's one of my many flaws, but I was raised by my very working class grandmother and she was actually very, interestingly, she was a very devout Christian, but she also had, you know, a language that would make a sailor blush.

And so I talk like that because I was raised by this woman.