Jeff Dye

Like, what do you mean?

Like, if the tequila company would now market, like, no, this is now real tequila.

You'd be like, what were we drinking?

Is it that guy?

When I first worked at Giggles Comedy Club, the owner, we didn't really have a green room.

We were just kind of in the back where all the soda tubes are going from the boxes of syrup and all the bottles of alcohol were back there.

And he had one bottle of every kind of top shelf liquor, but he would just pour...

shitty liquor in there like with funnels like totally against the law just like funneling like the cheapest tequila you could get in like the finest tequila bottle and then when people would people would constantly bring it back like this tastes wrong he goes you saw me pour it from the bottle and they're like yeah i guess i don't know like what but i watched him do that so many times

That's hilarious.

Yeah, because you could charge this crazy amount, and you'd just get the shittiest, cheapest tequila from Costco or wherever the heck.

That's so gross.

I know.

Oh, yeah, man.

It's hilarious.

Yeah, and they're all, oh, I spent this much on this.

Yeah.

I wish who caught him was a sommelier.

Like someone who was actually like, no, this tastes like shit.

And I'd be like, oh, it's real.

What is this shit?