Jeff Dye
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
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And then he goes, all right, I forgot I was going to call Rachel.
But it starts to kick in a little bit.
And then his gay roommate is on a first date in the kitchen.
So there's two cute guys flirting with each other.
And one of them barely knows me.
And the other one doesn't know anybody in the apartment.
And I'm just sitting there watching Terminator.
And, like, you can't be killed, you know, Terminator.
It's like the bullets are just going through him and then the metal just kind of starts forming again.
I don't know if I was there for 20 minutes.
I don't know if I was there for seven hours.
And I'm just freaking the fuck out going, God damn, you can't kill these Terminators.
And these gay guys keep looking at me.
And I don't know what Randy's doing.
I thought he just abandoned me forever.