Jeff Dye

But being Jewish is somehow this starlit thing in Hollywood, so when she said it, I go, am I Jewish?

Yeah, because it's so not anything.

We don't celebrate none of it.

I think my mom just mentioned it.

It's like so far back that, you know.

Jeffrey Goldbloom Dye, nice to meet you.

Wait, I get to go to Israel for free?

Yeah, I'm one.

Isn't it weird?

First of all, that sucks that that happened to you.

But also, isn't it crazy that we live in the most conspiracy-obsessed world, right?

The internet has really turned us on to all these things where we're going, oh, did you know maybe this, and these people are lizard people, and you know, this is all, everyone's freaking the heck out.

But then we're so comfortable just sending our DNA to some warehouse.

Where am I from?

Dude, they're just racking up everyone's DNA in these buildings.

They could frame you for any crime, any time, any place.

Or just make another one of you.

Yeah.

Well, I'm not worried about another Jeff, but I'm worried about them sprinkling it on some girl that's missing.

His DNA is all over this chick, and I don't even know that lady.