Jeff Dye

What the hell do you know about Bigfoot?

So it's always people that know nothing about it who want to tell me that it's fake.

Yeah, they're a weird multicolor light-up fish at the bottom of the ocean that we just discovered like six minutes ago.

Well, you know, pandas.

People in China were going, yeah, we're seeing these black and white bears.

And everyone's like, you guys are idiots.

And so pandas were just considered nonsense until not that long ago.

And then even gorillas was like 1890 or something, which is a long time ago.

But that means all the way up until

People were like, oh sure, there's a giant human-looking thing with muscles.

And now, what's gonna happen is Bigfoot's gonna get discovered or killed or put in a zoo, and everyone's gonna go, oh yeah, we knew.

Oh, aliens are definitely real.

They're real.

I think they're totally real.

I think they're here.

I think they've been here.

I think there's lots of different types of aliens.

No, that's the thing My favorite thing about conspiracies is not pretending know the answer but just knowing that there's a possibility of it Yeah, you know I'm saying like I don't know that 9-11 was an inside job I just know that what they're telling us isn't true, but that doesn't mean I pretend I know what's real You know who I think was when you show me a thing and we can prove that it's not I go well That's bull and then the news might have lied about that.

It doesn't mean I think there's some coup or that America did it or anything.

I just know that like some of the things they're telling us happened aren't true.