Jeff Hathorne

You know I'm on the air.

My friend Nick is calling me.

You know I'm on the air right now.

Oh, my.

Yeah, the text line has gone absolutely berserk.

with this uh current topic one person texts in this makes great radio my man the next person texts in guys this is absolutely terrible radio neither funny nor interesting another texter says you're living in your fears dude you're on a popular pittsburgh radio station treat people like they should feel lucky to have your attention stop being soft

How about that text, Bob?

Another texter says, is this sports talk radio or Delilah at night?

Doesn't Delilah have such a soft and soothing voice?

There's who took the better route here.

Let's see what Bill in Murraysville has to say.

What's up, Bill?

Bill?

Wow, Joe's really going by the fence.

Bob is my friend and mentor, though.

Texter, watch out, number four.

You guys are rising in the rankings from eight on Lemons' back.

I think Craig is salivating right now at this topic right now, just enjoying the content.

Some people on the text line are trying to make that out to be my dad.

Shrinking violet.