Jeff

So we're thankful for the messages that come in like these.

And now we're going to bring the mood even farther down right after this.

Most people get excited at the idea of rapidly advancing new technology.

The only people who don't are Brooke and cheaters.

What?

I'm sure that's just like a weird coincidence.

It's true, because technology makes our lives easier.

Brooke would say, too easier.

Yep.

Your smart speaker hears everything.

Your smart doorbell records everyone.

Nope.

But your smart cell phone tracks you everywhere.

Yeah.

Which is great, unless you're trying to sneak around on your significant other.

So while Brooke stands with the cheaters hating technology, we stand with our listeners who got cheated on.

As they share their stories about cheaters who couldn't outsmart their cell phones during a brand new Busted.

It's coming up right after this.

In the children's nursery rhyme, hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, we all know the dish runs away with the spoon to have an affair in the pantry.

But nobody ever talks about the dish's poor wife, the salad bowl, who he left alone in the cupboard while she was pregnant with his baby flatware.