Jeff

I feel like I could have done better.

It's not you.

Remember, this wasn't a day they wanted friends for mom.

It's the daughter.

I could have sold it more.

Like, what if he was able to do laundry at her mom's house and she showed him how to use those downy scented beads in his load?

Everybody wants to be her friend now.

But yeah, it didn't work out.

Seriously, the next time we ask somebody if they want to hang out with somebody else's mom, we better get a yes.

You can always email us if you want help with your dating life, whether it involves your mother or not.

Reach out to the show.

We'll call that person who's not calling you back.

In America, we love to sue people.

But apparently they like to do it in Italy, too.

Who would have thought?

It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

But I know this because a Sicilian man named Salvatore Cotini is going after a restaurant.

Not because he got sick from their food.

There wasn't any altercation with a waiter or problems with the staff.

In fact, he had an absolutely lovely meal when he was there.