Jeff

It's laser stories.

The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.

Those other water weaklings just don't.

This first laser story is out of the happiest place on earth.

Now, I need to qualify this, because some are saying this story is fake news.

Others are saying it's real and it got leaked by somebody over at the Mouse House.

I'll be the judge of that.

A news article recently came out that said Disney was offering select customers a $10 million park ticket.

It's essentially a forever lifetime pass where you and up to three other guests can go to any Disney property on any day for the rest of your life.

Double rainbow.

Because, Brooke, on top of that, it also allows you to stay at any Disney-owned hotel absolutely free.

I mean, after the $10 million, you pay totally free to stay at their hotel.

If you do this, there is no required checkout times, meaning you could live at the Disneyland Resort and go to the park for free every single day.

The perk that has most people interested, the $10 million ticket also gives guests access to all of the secret Club 33 locations.

There's hundreds of people with millions of dollars waiting before you.

This surpasses any wait list.

That's crazy.

Classism is part of Disney magic.

It really is classism.

If the average cost of one day at Disneyland for a family of four is $1,200, this ticket pays for itself after only 8,333 visits, which is only 22 years if you go to Disneyland every single day over that span.