Jeff

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Let's go to your next laser story out of Word World.

Word.

It's often a compliment when someone calls you a celebrity doppelganger, even if you know you're more of a poor man's version of whatever that celebrity is.

But now there's a special slang word for that.

Gen Zers have been tossing it around.

It's called choppelganger.

Oh, yeah.

Choppelganger.

It means you look like someone's doppelganger, but a little uglier.

Yeah.

And yes, I know most of us know this, but if you don't, it's choppelganger because the word chopped is now being used to call people or things unattractive or undesirable.

So choppelganger has been picking up steam in recent months after somebody on social media apparently coined the term last year.

It's perfect.

For example, on TikTok, a woman claims people refer to her as Mick Jagger's choppelganger.

And she said, if you think someone has a choppelganger, just keep it to your dang self.