Jeff
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Podcast Appearances
Okay.
Right.
Is this like the routine?
It's feeling like the routine.
Yeah, that's what I was going to say.
I have this dialed in.
I know exactly what to do.
If you tell a girl, hey, I got a surprise for you, and then you print out a certificate, you show them where it is, you get the tequila, and the next thing you know, you're making out.
Okay.
Wait, did you not really buy it?
There's a real website to really buy it.
No, you just Photoshopped that certificate.
That's what it sounds like.
Seriously, you didn't purchase the star?
Yeah, don't tell anybody.
Of course I'm not going to spend $20 for a star.
I can get 50 certificates for $15.
Oh, my gosh.
I mean, Brooke said they die anyway, so he's kind of smart.
I just don't get why.