Jeff

No, no, just you using my name as your name.

Wait, what?

I was older, but my mom gave me that name before your mom gave you that.

Well, even you told me that the only reason that you wanted to go by that name was because once we started dating, you really liked the way that it sounded.

The inspiration was from my first name.

The point is we've been seeing each other for years.

Come on, they're probably just saying that out of jealousy because we have a good thing going there and they think it's super cute.

Oh, come on.

Your mom even keeps making this dumb joke about us being Aaron squared, and I don't want that.

But you know what?

She said she loves it so much, she might start using it.

Oh, now your mom wants to go by Aaron, too?

That's got to be a joke.

Oh, man.

I don't know if she's okay.

We're feeling okay, though, because we're telling you that you're on the radio right now, Paul.

We're a radio show.

We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Hi.

And your girlfriend, Erin, is a listener.