Jeffrey Andrews-Hanna

Sure.

All right.

Thanks, Tim, for the introduction.

Thank you.

So I frame my talk around this idea of the dark side of the moon, which is something that comes up a lot in pop culture.

We see this quite a bit beginning with, of course, Pink Floyd's famous album, The Dark Side of the Moon, in which I'm told that they were referring to lunacy rather than lunar science.

It's a little bit of a subtle distinction, if you ask me.

But since then, the dark side of the moon comes up a lot in popular culture.

oftentimes symbolizing the mysterious and the unknown.

Recently we saw this in the latest Transformers movie, Dark of the Moon, where the dark side of the moon, this unknown, unexplored place where the Transformers had a secret military base and they're waiting to take over the Earth.

Because anything could be there on the dark side of the moon.

I mean, really, who knows?

People love conspiracies, especially conspiracies involving NASA.

So I'm going to show you this secret image I'm not supposed to show you, revealing the dark side of the Moon.

This is a very grainy image.

And the reason why it's grainy is because all conspiracy theories have to revolve around a grainy image.

And also because this image of the Moon was taken from Mars.

And this is an actual image of the Moon and the Earth.

And in this image that NASA doesn't want you to see, because they've been hiding the fact for decades, that not only does the moon have a dark side, but the Earth has a dark side too.

That's right, I don't want anyone to panic, but as I speak and as you sit here and listen,