Jeffrey

So I've been having issues with my mail lady ever since I moved into my house over a year ago.

After you tried to put that mailbox up.

That was just the start of it.

For months, I'd come home and I'd find notices on my mailbox saying attempted to deliver package address unreachable.

oh okay and that's happened like at least a dozen times i'm like how is it unreachable you can literally see my house right there you can drive up there's a driveway yeah it's right at the end of that road just drive to it so finally after driving back and forth to the post office to collect my boxes for months and months i called the post office and i told them the situation

Continue, continue.

Well, they don't have a website that works, so I have to go through that.

And did that help?

No.

No.

Actually, the total opposite.

They must have talked to the mail lady, though, because lately I'm getting my mail in all my boxes found at the very edge of my property.

Not by my front door or at the bottom of the stairs.

Literally 60 yards away, crammed into a bush, tossed in the mud, left overnight to be rained on.

And I want to call the post office again to tell them what's going on, but I'm scared of what the mail lady's going to do to me next.

Should you complain about the price of stamps while you're on the phone with them?

I do have a problem with the price of stamps.

Exactly.

You tell them.

But I didn't think I'd have to go to war with the mail service, but here I am.