Jeffrey

Well, no surprise.

Once again, management is going against me and my sound advice.

Oh, man.

Because I told them, I know what the listeners want to hear.

They want more weather, more traffic updates, and way more random testing of the emergency alert system.

It's their favorite.

All the time.

But no, apparently management has shot down my gold content ideas once again.

How is this the first time I'm thankful for management?

Apparently they think people want to hear about relationship drama.

Yes, Jeff, that's it.

They believe our listeners want to hear stories about scandal and cheating and hot, passionate backseat infidelity.

Oh, now that's the tea.

So I am sorry to all of our listeners, but our 15-minute weather breakdown of cloud coverage has got to wait.

There's a cloud over there I want to talk about, Jess.

Is it cumulus or is it not?

We're never going to find out.

Instead, we're doing management-mandated cheating stories in a brand-new Busted coming up right after this.

You know, when Beyonce got cheated on, she turned around and made a groundbreaking album called Lemonade.

That's right.