Jeffrey

Look, here's what happened.

My girlfriend and I were talking about how my new job, I don't know anyone.

And so she suggested, my girlfriend suggested I should try and make more friends.

And she was supportive of that.

So then I go to work after our hangout and you've been treating me so cold.

Yeah, that's a little suspicious.

I'm not flirting with anybody.

I'm being nice.

I'm not hitting on anybody.

I'm just being friendly and playful.

But you're only being friendly to the attractive single women in the office.

Those are the people I vibe the best with.

They are friendly and fun.

So you say that your girlfriend is supportive of you meeting new people and making new friendships at work.

Does she know the full extent that you're like asking these women out to dinner with you?

She knows that I'm going out with people from work.

She doesn't need to know specifically how they look or their attractiveness level or what we eat with our food.

Does she know you're writing into radio stations for dating segments?

And not mentioning you have a girlfriend at all.

In his defense, he says he's not after that, I guess.