Jeffrey

1989.

Don't start with me, Brooke.

Text in 78592.

Tell us what's been on your mind.

It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and I thought they'd cut the text board from our radio budget, but apparently not.

So we still are getting texted at 78592 with listeners telling us what's on their minds.

This one says, what's on my mind is my third grader got in trouble at school yesterday for accepting a $30 Texas Roadhouse gift card.

If he told a girl on the playground, quote, besides being sexy, what else do you do for a living?

Needless to say, he had to return the gift card to his friend, and they both had to write an apology letter.

Wow, and I thought he was going to use it to take her on a date.

Finally, a young boy with enough spice that Brooke would let them date her daughter.

No.

That line didn't work in third grade.

It won't work when you're 30 either.

All right, so no then from Brooke.

Another text says, what's on my mind?

I love driving in the car with my 10-month-old listening to you because every time Jose laughs, my son giggles.

Thanks for keeping my boy entertained while on my morning commute.

Well, that's when Jeff just shakes a bunch of keys in front of me.