Jeffrey

If you thought Walmart, duh, you would be wrong.

And you should feel very bad about yourself for a long, long time for even thinking that.

That was.

Good, you should, because Wild Cherry Pepsi SPF 30 tinted lip gel, far too classy for Walmart.

They'll be in Target stores in time for summer.

How dare you, Brooke.

Personally, I can't wait for Mountain Dew flavored bug spray.

I'm going to be all up in that, and we're going to be all up in laser stories right after this.

It's the radio segment that wants to revitalize McDonald's playplaces by replacing the balls in the ball pits with something even more fun.

Introducing pickle pits.

And when they're done, that's not sweat on their foreheads.

Your six-year-old is just going to be a little briny for the long drive home with Laser Stories.

The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.

Those other giggling gherkins just don't.

Yeah, it's kind of nice.

Let's go to your first laser story out of my favorite, your favorite, Florida.

Florida.

I said Flora Favorite.

I had more jokes, but it's okay if you want to jump right to the punch.

I get it.