Jelly Roll

And in my mind, Joe, I was going to slide one arm through, and I was going to wait 30 seconds to slide the other arm through because I didn't want to be shaking if I got my shot.

And I seen my buck across the field.

But when I put the first arm through and I looked up, it was like a movie, Joe.

All three deer in the field went.

No, it was amateur hour at the Apollo, dude.

At least Cam got a hoot-coot out of it.

I learned a big lesson, of course, too.

No, it's almost like, when I say they looked right up at me, Joe, it was like from feed...

to eye contact with me.

I was like, oh, fuck.

You know what I'm saying?

I felt like a deer in headlights.

But it's something else.

It's like rifle hunting, which I can't rifle hunt, but we have a bunch of stands on my property, and I'll go sit in them just to watch deer with my little boy.

And...

You know, that thing will be two football fields away from where the deer are.

You'll be sitting up there with a heater on, listening to a podcast, smoking a joint, watching a deer like, if I had a gun, I'd kill it.

You know what I'm saying?

Right, right.

So I showed up first day with Cam, and I got my little weed pen in my pocket.