Jelly Roll

You get drunk and you eat 3,000 calories of shit after you drink 3,000 calories of tequila.

Right, right, right.

You know what I mean?

I was like, I got to quit drinking.

You know, just a stone cold thing I had to come with.

And we got the same doctor.

But he's also, he's... He's also an athlete, though.

The problem with Burt is that that dude, this is what I love about Burt that makes Burt so special, is that Burt, you remember when he ran a half marathon or marathon or something without training?

Yeah, this is just like Bert at who he is.

So it's that really hard thing to tell a guy.

It's like, yo, be careful, Bubba.

But it's also like he'd go bust a 10K out today if you made him just out of spite.

You know what I'm saying?

The Mickey Mantle gene, dude.

It's real, man.

It's not, though.

It's connected to you being Bert.

It's connected to you being one of the most genuine, sweet, funny, show-up-for-you dudes I've ever met in my life.

Like, six-pack or 400 pounds, dude, your heart is the size of a horse.

You know what I mean?