Jenna Fischer

Yes.

And I loved doing that episode because it was so...

horrible but but i think expressed so much about this guy's persona because his heart definitely in the right place and a huge heart but so wrong no follow-through and i think there was a talking head something to the effect of of all the stupid things i've done in my life this was the most generous or something like that it was something to that effect

Great memory, Jenna.

That's it.

That's such a hard line to say with a straight face.

I enjoy having breakfast in bed.

I like waking up to the smell of bacon.

Sue me.

And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself.

So most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman grill.

Then I go to sleep.

When I wake up, I plug in the grill.

I go back to sleep again.

Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon.

It is delicious.

It's good for me.

It's a perfect way to start the day.

Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and I clamped down on my foot.

That's it.