Jenna Fischer

You know, maybe if that reviewer guy, James, listens to our breakdown, he'll gain a new appreciation for the movie. Wow. You are still really sour about James. I might write him a letter. He might get a letter from me. He's going to be so confused because he wrote his review. In 1997. Yeah. You know what? It's never too late. It's never too late.

You know, maybe if that reviewer guy, James, listens to our breakdown, he'll gain a new appreciation for the movie. Wow. You are still really sour about James. I might write him a letter. He might get a letter from me. He's going to be so confused because he wrote his review. In 1997. Yeah. You know what? It's never too late. It's never too late.

But first, I said last week that I would tell you what to do in a bear attack.

But first, I said last week that I would tell you what to do in a bear attack.

But first, I said last week that I would tell you what to do in a bear attack.

Well, let's get to it. First of all, brown bears, like the one in the movie, are more aggressive than black bears. However, the chances of being attacked by a bear are exceedingly rare, but it does happen. And according to all the experts, staying alive during a bear attack requires a presence of mind that is difficult for humans to muster under pressure.

Well, let's get to it. First of all, brown bears, like the one in the movie, are more aggressive than black bears. However, the chances of being attacked by a bear are exceedingly rare, but it does happen. And according to all the experts, staying alive during a bear attack requires a presence of mind that is difficult for humans to muster under pressure.

Well, let's get to it. First of all, brown bears, like the one in the movie, are more aggressive than black bears. However, the chances of being attacked by a bear are exceedingly rare, but it does happen. And according to all the experts, staying alive during a bear attack requires a presence of mind that is difficult for humans to muster under pressure.

Well, this is why humans don't do well during bear attacks because we can't think ourselves out of the situation. You can't process what's happening. Yeah. The injury patterns for bear attacks include blows to the face, head, chest, neck, and upper extremities, most likely. And even if you do survive the attack, your injuries can be anything from like major lacerations to fractures.

Well, this is why humans don't do well during bear attacks because we can't think ourselves out of the situation. You can't process what's happening. Yeah. The injury patterns for bear attacks include blows to the face, head, chest, neck, and upper extremities, most likely. And even if you do survive the attack, your injuries can be anything from like major lacerations to fractures.

Well, this is why humans don't do well during bear attacks because we can't think ourselves out of the situation. You can't process what's happening. Yeah. The injury patterns for bear attacks include blows to the face, head, chest, neck, and upper extremities, most likely. And even if you do survive the attack, your injuries can be anything from like major lacerations to fractures.

You know, like when the bear is just like pouncing on your chest, it's just like crushing your rib cage to like internal organ damage. These are all things that are more likely to kill you than the lacerations actually. Yeah. The National Park Service said that the most important thing to do if you encounter an approaching bear is to stand your ground. Do not run.

You know, like when the bear is just like pouncing on your chest, it's just like crushing your rib cage to like internal organ damage. These are all things that are more likely to kill you than the lacerations actually. Yeah. The National Park Service said that the most important thing to do if you encounter an approaching bear is to stand your ground. Do not run.

You know, like when the bear is just like pouncing on your chest, it's just like crushing your rib cage to like internal organ damage. These are all things that are more likely to kill you than the lacerations actually. Yeah. The National Park Service said that the most important thing to do if you encounter an approaching bear is to stand your ground. Do not run.

Instead, you're supposed to wave your arms, try to look or become as big as possible, even if it means you have to try to get like up on a hill or something. But never scream and never, ever make bear sounds. Don't growl. At the bear. And then when you move away, you're supposed to go sideways. Don't go backwards because that is seen as like- Retreating. Yeah. Try to go sideways.

Instead, you're supposed to wave your arms, try to look or become as big as possible, even if it means you have to try to get like up on a hill or something. But never scream and never, ever make bear sounds. Don't growl. At the bear. And then when you move away, you're supposed to go sideways. Don't go backwards because that is seen as like- Retreating. Yeah. Try to go sideways.

Instead, you're supposed to wave your arms, try to look or become as big as possible, even if it means you have to try to get like up on a hill or something. But never scream and never, ever make bear sounds. Don't growl. At the bear. And then when you move away, you're supposed to go sideways. Don't go backwards because that is seen as like- Retreating. Yeah. Try to go sideways.

Yep. Sidestep. Yep. If the bear charges you, this is where I think, I don't know how you do this. Do you charge it back? Nope. You just stand there.

Yep. Sidestep. Yep. If the bear charges you, this is where I think, I don't know how you do this. Do you charge it back? Nope. You just stand there.

Yep. Sidestep. Yep. If the bear charges you, this is where I think, I don't know how you do this. Do you charge it back? Nope. You just stand there.